So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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