He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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