Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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