just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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