p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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