Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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