My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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