Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
