I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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