You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
they need to just BURY HIM!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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