I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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