Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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