oh god the rape fog is back!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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