This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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