Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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