that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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