piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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