she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
