I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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