Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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