I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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