The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
