This girl is more easily done than said...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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