He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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