Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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