Umm I'm too high to move.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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