I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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