i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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