I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
