just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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