Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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