He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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