so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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