wat bout pragnant strippers??
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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