The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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