I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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