Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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