an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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