Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i barfeds in our rink
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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