have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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