Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There's always time for handjobs
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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