I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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