even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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