It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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