just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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