I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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