I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Acid is not a monday night drug
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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