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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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