Your tits are I can't wait for
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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