Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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